On a Carnival ... say goodbye to Louis, who's been holding the ship down. Then I took a walk around the ship whenever no guests were on board, officially taking over as cruise director again ...

Particularly on Carnival Vista, Matt says ... It's changed so much — your cruise director used to be suited and booted, and now he comes out with Vans and rolled-up pants.

It's time for the current Carnival Breeze and future Carnival Vista Cruise Director to tackle your questions about cruising, life at sea and the things we'll do for love. Seems like every cruise line ...